Cardigan-clutching, book-shuffling library geek. I like red lipstick, stories about amnesia and most solitary pursuits. I dislike whistling and people who talk like they are American when they're not, yo.
This blog is a magpie-like horde of literary images, bookish bits and bobs, excerpts from my teenage diaries and articles from the Daily Mail. It is dedicated to Jeremy Paxman.
…and also the elderly, the young, smug parents, strange people with no friends, the homeless, the smelly, and people who love to complain: WE WELCOME YOU ALL.